What I Do.
Menu Creation
Whether you'd like your favorite recipes cooked exactly the way you love, are looking to collaborate together, or have a full menu made for you, I plan out all your meals, with a comprehensive, mix and matchable menu, that incorporates leftovers and multipurpose items, on a never repeated, handmade menu, just for you.
Cooking Classes
(Adults & Children)
There really are only 30 things you need to know. Luckily, I know most of them. Whether you're looking to learn how to cook an egg, hone those knife skills, trick your children into eating vegetables, or just learn to cook your sweetie's favorite for the next date night, I'll come over with two aprons, two chef coats, a bag full of knives, & we'll get right into your next masterpiece.
Plated Dinners
Want a nice sit down meal at home? Leave it all to me. I do all the prep, cooking, table side presentation, & cleaning.
l-4 Courses, for l-6 people.
Meal Prep
In-home meal prep, including grocery shopping, prep/cooking, full cleanup, cooking instructions, leftover guides. Comes with a handmade
printed menu.
Small Gatherings
Got something a little bigger than a dinner? Don't want to spend your whole party in the kitchen? That's good. Because I do. You just sit back and relax or run around mingle. Either way, from the time your guests arrive to the hour after they were supposed to leave, I'll keep everyone fed and happy.
Knife Sharpening
Fish Mongering
Gone fishin'? Got a trout? Snapper? Striper? Mackerel? Perhaps an entire cod? Half a salmon? Quarter tuna? I bleed 'em, gut 'em, & filet 'em.
Have those Wusthofs never been touched up? Got a few Zwillings that have lost their edge? Cuisine Arts that could never slice a tomato? Does that sharpening block from William Sonoma just not cut it? I've got you.
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I make food out of food. Nothing processed.
No flavor packets.
No creepy fillers.
No malodextro-methlyphosphorine*. Just raw, natural meat, dairy, & produce.
No experimenting.
No winging it. No shrug & fuck its. Not in your kitchen. Not on your time. I don't cook anything for you I've never cooked before.
No pre fixe menus. No order sheets. I'm not out here peddling the same menu all around town with the three things I feel like cooking. This isn't about me. It's a little bit about me. But it's almost entirely about you.
Restaurant.
Quality.
Everything.
No kitschy little
quips here. That's
just the deal.
&,
The Promises
Most importantly,
Full confidentiality.
Who you are. Where you live. What you do.
It all stays between you and me.
**what is maldodextro-methlyphosphorine?
I made it up. But, isn't it scary that sounded real enough? Either way, not of that is going into your food.